A concoction of movies, games, tech, food, news, and general happenings in the world of me, my friends and random strangers.
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Pre order thiiiiiis, Premium Thaaaaaaat
Heres an official unboxing link [url]www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMSS12iY1X0[/url]
Just wondering what everybody elses opinion on these kinds of extras? do you like them? is it something you collect? is it a money making scheme, or a nod to the fans?
i also saw the "renegade" edition of DJ hero which hopefully will be released here, includes a turntable case which i think converts into a stand, limited edition CDs and a preeeeeety gold turntable.
Heres a taste
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
I have a new mistress.....
Remember where we parked?
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Food that will put hairs on your chest....
MMMMmmmmm Beef, cvapi, mushroom, onion, and i later added BBQ and garlic sauce..... Nicole had a Mexican Beef roll which was similar but with sour cream and tomato, unfortunently the beef had ALOT of taco seasoning in it which made it really rich. Of course this didnt stop the demolishing of it.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Happy Mothers (Gamers) Day
For me it was a day i could spend by myself until my organised engagements with the mother of my wonderful self. Firstly i slept in, a wonderful feeling in it self worthy of a mention in this here blog.
After deciding to not go to the markets due to the on and off raining i cast my mind upon the places i could attend by myself but still have uber amounts of fun. After thinking long AND hard i decided on the gamers temple of worship.................... TIMEZONE! Its the place where gamers can escape the Bedrooms where natural light does not penetrate and is lettered with coke cans (well MY room is anyways lol) and do the very things they were in the room for anyways.... GAMING.
My main mission was to beat a character on Initial D which has proven to be quite a bastard, my s2000 smote his MR2 the 3rd time around, and it smote him good.
The NEXT character though had possibly the best quote in a racing game ever!
Umm yeah im still doing that racing thing, i do believe you are doing it as well, as we are about to race you dipshit!
After huffing around because they did not have ONE i repeat even ONE! fighting game on the premises, not even a POS Tekken cabinet! i settled on playing a pinball machine which i actually really enjoyed considering i hadn't played a Pinball machine since possibly being at Collies or Wests Illawarra when they had a games room and i was like 10.
I then got my ass kicked at brain training by my own mother, AND because this is my blog all about the awesomeness encapsulated within me im not going to talk much about that except for the fact that a DS thinks im writing an 8 when im writing a 4 THE END.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Tuesday nights = Games (read N3rd) NIGHT!
Saturday, March 14, 2009
REVIEW : Twilight
Although i saw this movie ages ago (twice i might add, and i also fell asleep twice) i believe it deserves an honest non " im in love with Edward Cullen soo much i buy a t-shirt from supre informing everyone of this fact" opinion.
Firstly YES i read the book, no i didn't read the second one or the one after that but i did read the first cover to cover. Im saddened that todays youth have this to read as opposed to Goose bumps and Anamorphs!......... cos they rocked! and this ....... not so much.......
Im not going to bore you with the details of the plotline as someone else has wasted important time in their life writing this -----------> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twilight_(novel)
Instead im going to concentrate on only two of the LAME things the characters say in this film (trust me there is MORE), are we ready? lets go.
Isabella Swan: So what you're saying is, I'm your brand of heroin?
Edward Cullen: Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin.
Yes because there is different brands of heroin, just like Coke and Pepsi, if your Edward Cullen you get to walk up to the human vending machine and pick you favorite flavour. Taking a vampires lust and making it akin to a serious drug is lame he could get the same feeling across like 50 cent does in his song 21 Questions, it goes "i love you like a fat kid loves cake" to me cake is much more appealing than heroin!
Isabella Swan: You've got to give me some answers.
Edward Cullen: I'd rather hear your theories.
Isabella Swan: I have considered radioactive spiders and kryptonite.
Edward Cullen: That's all superhero stuff, right? What if I'm not the hero? What if I'm... the bad guy?
Once again the lame bell tolls, ripping on possibly two of the greatest fictional characters to ever grace this earth, both of which could kick his ass, both of which have a greater following, both of which have better movies or television shows than this movie.
What if he is the BAD guy, the bad at acting guy?! the bad at looking even remotely attractive in any photo guy? im no oil painting myself but i dont parade around like this!
Nice "do" although i prefer to call it a DO NOT! and what kind of ears are those? apart from idiotic.
Exhibit B
Umm what is he posing for here? the "old enough to be a man but i still look like a boy" yearly calendar?
FLASHBACK : Underworld
OMGZ! All you twilight loving hippies made me forget how tuff vampires are! Tightly PVC Clad vampires! with guns! and English accents! even though i think Kate Beckinsale isn't the greatest looking girl in the world, she takes Edward Cullens sex appeal and absolutely obliterates it!
Basically if you havnt seen the movie its about the Vampires eternal struggle against their greatest foes the Lycans (Transforming Werewolves). PVC clad girl awakens a vampire leader ahead of time because she doesnt like the way the interim leader (some dude with girly hair) is running the place.
Enter fighting, guns, claws, jumping and some idiot guy who thinks he can contain the biggest lycan with two metal whips....... idiot.
In the end a hybrid lycan called Michael comes and wins the day for his new species.
Hybrid Lycan = WIN
Monday, March 2, 2009
MOVIE POSTER REVIEW : The Unborn
Movie : The Unborn
Now if pictures can say a thousand words what would this picture say?....... Would it say Scary? haunting? weird even? or would it just say Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass et reptium infinitium..... i personally think the latter, but is that because im a guy? a guy who can recognise a nicely photoshopped ass when he see's one? or is it the fact that BLAM! theres a big round unrealisticly perfect photoshopped ass right in the middle of the frame right above the title which you read first yet have to go back to again because you never were really looking at the title in the first place!
I wonder how many guys walked out unimpressed with their girlfriends after seeing Bride Wars or He's not that into you (which i recently ripped to shreds so i know how disappointed guys will be), only to be greeted by this piece of man marketing then stupidly turn to their girls and go "we should see this movie!" to be possibly replied to with a hard slap and a "we should see other people"........
..........why must marketing be so cruel!
REVIEW: He's Just not that into you
Movie: He's just not that into you
Seen, trailered or guessed: Seen (Willingly believe it or not)
Witty comment about my opinion of the movie involving the title of the movie: Im just not that into it.
Watch the trailer. http://www.youtube.com/wat
According to the trailer its based on a best selling book, one of those best selling books i've never purchased or even heard of. Its "All-Star" cast consists of The dude from Jeepers Creepers, Daredevil, that chick from Friends, E from Entourage, a Charlies Angel and a few others,one who looks like a girl i know but with bad eyebrows (Jen?) and one whose name is spelt Ginnifer?!? whose character if i may ad actually exists i suggest they neck themselves because they're making all women seem desperate!
The movie consists of 3 main relationships (or 1 lack of one and 2 relationships) which slightly tie in with each other. The relationships encounter certain situations which test each of the "all star cast" all wrapped up with girl jokes, happy endngs and an abundance of gay men in support roles.
The only funny part is where Charlies Angel reads her messages after seeing a guy, who leave basically the same message for another girl but dials the wrong number. This scene is in the preview too so you can save between 8-14 dollars by just watching the link.
The movie wasn't so bad i wanted to leave, but its not so good id want to watch it again.
Pros: Go see it with your girlfriend if you want brownie points
Cons: The Movie
People in cinema : 8
Recommended food : Something that will last the whole movie so you are busy from start to finish.