Monday, March 2, 2009

MOVIE POSTER REVIEW : The Unborn
























Movie : The Unborn

Now if pictures can say a thousand words what would this picture say?....... Would it say Scary? haunting? weird even? or would it just say Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass et reptium infinitium..... i personally think the latter, but is that because im a guy? a guy who can recognise a nicely photoshopped ass when he see's one? or is it the fact that BLAM! theres a big round unrealisticly perfect photoshopped ass right in the middle of the frame right above the title which you read first yet have to go back to again because you never were really looking at the title in the first place!

I wonder how many guys walked out unimpressed with their girlfriends after seeing Bride Wars or He's not that into you (which i recently ripped to shreds so i know how disappointed guys will be), only to be greeted by this piece of man marketing then stupidly turn to their girls and go "we should see this movie!" to be possibly replied to with a hard slap and a "we should see other people"........

..........why must marketing be so cruel!

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