FLASHBACK : Underworld

OMGZ! All you twilight loving hippies made me forget how tuff vampires are! Tightly PVC Clad vampires! with guns! and English accents! even though i think Kate Beckinsale isn't the greatest looking girl in the world, she takes Edward Cullens sex appeal and absolutely obliterates it!

Basically if you havnt seen the movie its about the Vampires eternal struggle against their greatest foes the Lycans (Transforming Werewolves). PVC clad girl awakens a vampire leader ahead of time because she doesnt like the way the interim leader (some dude with girly hair) is running the place.

Enter fighting, guns, claws, jumping and some idiot guy who thinks he can contain the biggest lycan with two metal whips....... idiot.

In the end a hybrid lycan called Michael comes and wins the day for his new species.

Hybrid Lycan = WIN

REVIEW: He's Just not that into you

Movie: He's just not that into you

Seen, trailered or guessed: Seen (Willingly believe it or not)

Witty comment about my opinion of the movie involving the title of the movie: Im just not that into it.

Watch the trailer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IeXqvFR6HI

According to the trailer its based on a best selling book, one of those best selling books i've never purchased or even heard of. Its "All-Star" cast consists of The dude from Jeepers Creepers, Daredevil, that chick from Friends, E from Entourage, a Charlies Angel and a few others,one who looks like a girl i know but with bad eyebrows (Jen?) and one whose name is spelt Ginnifer?!? whose character if i may ad actually exists i suggest they neck themselves because they're making all women seem desperate!

The movie consists of 3 main relationships (or 1 lack of one and 2 relationships) which slightly tie in with each other. The relationships encounter certain situations which test each of the "all star cast" all wrapped up with girl jokes, happy endngs and an abundance of gay men in support roles.

The only funny part is where Charlies Angel reads her messages after seeing a guy, who leave basically the same message for another girl but dials the wrong number. This scene is in the preview too so you can save between 8-14 dollars by just watching the link.

The movie wasn't so bad i wanted to leave, but its not so good id want to watch it again.

Pros: Go see it with your girlfriend if you want brownie points

Cons: The Movie

People in cinema : 8

Recommended food : Something that will last the whole movie so you are busy from start to finish.