MOVIE POSTER REVIEW : The Unborn

Movie : The Unborn

Now if pictures can say a thousand words what would this picture say?....... Would it say Scary? haunting? weird even? or would it just say Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass et reptium infinitium..... i personally think the latter, but is that because im a guy? a guy who can recognise a nicely photoshopped ass when he see's one? or is it the fact that BLAM! theres a big round unrealisticly perfect photoshopped ass right in the middle of the frame right above the title which you read first yet have to go back to again because you never were really looking at the title in the first place!

I wonder how many guys walked out unimpressed with their girlfriends after seeing Bride Wars or He's not that into you (which i recently ripped to shreds so i know how disappointed guys will be), only to be greeted by this piece of man marketing then stupidly turn to their girls and go "we should see this movie!" to be possibly replied to with a hard slap and a "we should see other people"........

..........why must marketing be so cruel!

REVIEW: He's Just not that into you

Movie: He's just not that into you

Seen, trailered or guessed: Seen (Willingly believe it or not)

Witty comment about my opinion of the movie involving the title of the movie: Im just not that into it.

Watch the trailer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IeXqvFR6HI

According to the trailer its based on a best selling book, one of those best selling books i've never purchased or even heard of. Its "All-Star" cast consists of The dude from Jeepers Creepers, Daredevil, that chick from Friends, E from Entourage, a Charlies Angel and a few others,one who looks like a girl i know but with bad eyebrows (Jen?) and one whose name is spelt Ginnifer?!? whose character if i may ad actually exists i suggest they neck themselves because they're making all women seem desperate!

The movie consists of 3 main relationships (or 1 lack of one and 2 relationships) which slightly tie in with each other. The relationships encounter certain situations which test each of the "all star cast" all wrapped up with girl jokes, happy endngs and an abundance of gay men in support roles.

The only funny part is where Charlies Angel reads her messages after seeing a guy, who leave basically the same message for another girl but dials the wrong number. This scene is in the preview too so you can save between 8-14 dollars by just watching the link.

The movie wasn't so bad i wanted to leave, but its not so good id want to watch it again.

Pros: Go see it with your girlfriend if you want brownie points

Cons: The Movie

People in cinema : 8

Recommended food : Something that will last the whole movie so you are busy from start to finish.