Pre order thiiiiiis, Premium Thaaaaaaat

Just recently preordered my copy of MF2 for PS3. Got the "Prestige" edition which comes with some pretty awesome things, including a set of real night vision goggles (i know these will be pretty lame) as well as a nice head to put them on.



Heres an official unboxing link [url]www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMSS12iY1X0[/url]

Just wondering what everybody elses opinion on these kinds of extras? do you like them? is it something you collect? is it a money making scheme, or a nod to the fans?

i also saw the "renegade" edition of DJ hero which hopefully will be released here, includes a turntable case which i think converts into a stand, limited edition CDs and a preeeeeety gold turntable.

Heres a taste

The L337 parents

Is it weird that this is how i see myself when my daughter starts dating? lol

I have a new mistress.....

..... his name is Colonel Sanders and he makes my belly happy!

Im his newest bitch thanks to 1 tortilla wrap, popcorn chicken, nacho cheese sauce, salsa, and a sandwich press grill for 15 seconds.

Its called the rolla and in the last 2 weeks i have consumed 7 (yes 7!) of these wonderful pockets of orgasmic bliss (they are that good!)

Remember where we parked?

Spotted this SWEET! F1 car in Shellharbour Square for the last week or so, couldnt resist taking a photo of it.

Although its probably just a replica without the engine just looking at it made me a little giddy, what guy wouldnt give his left nut to drive one of these things?

Food that will put hairs on your chest....

Today i felt like a really big plate of man food, and being in Wollongong CBD meant i had more than a few choices. After careful consideration (Consulting Nicole in other words) we decided to demolish a Grill Plate roll each.

MMMMmmmmm Beef, cvapi, mushroom, onion, and i later added BBQ and garlic sauce..... Nicole had a Mexican Beef roll which was similar but with sour cream and tomato, unfortunently the beef had ALOT of taco seasoning in it which made it really rich. Of course this didnt stop the demolishing of it.

Happy Mothers (Gamers) Day

Well well well, another Hallmark(tm) holiday has passed to my great dismay (i had a day off work).

For me it was a day i could spend by myself until my organised engagements with the mother of my wonderful self. Firstly i slept in, a wonderful feeling in it self worthy of a mention in this here blog.

After deciding to not go to the markets due to the on and off raining i cast my mind upon the places i could attend by myself but still have uber amounts of fun. After thinking long AND hard i decided on the gamers temple of worship.................... TIMEZONE! Its the place where gamers can escape the Bedrooms where natural light does not penetrate and is lettered with coke cans (well MY room is anyways lol) and do the very things they were in the room for anyways.... GAMING.

My main mission was to beat a character on Initial D which has proven to be quite a bastard, my s2000 smote his MR2 the 3rd time around, and it smote him good.

The NEXT character though had possibly the best quote in a racing game ever!

Umm yeah im still doing that racing thing, i do believe you are doing it as well, as we are about to race you dipshit!

After huffing around because they did not have ONE i repeat even ONE! fighting game on the premises, not even a POS Tekken cabinet! i settled on playing a pinball machine which i actually really enjoyed considering i hadn't played a Pinball machine since possibly being at Collies or Wests Illawarra when they had a games room and i was like 10.

After blowing the money on my card i jumped ship to my Mothers house to congratulate her on having a day named after her, AND might i add if it was for me and my sister she wouldnt have gotten a Nintendo DSi for mothers day (which she got a week before because my sister wouldnt be down). We then proceeded to play Nintendogs via Wifi (ok dont shoot me here it cos $9.95 and i dont place a value on bonding with my mum). I have the white DSi and she has a black DSi (as to not offend any ds racial groups out there) and i have to admit they are really good looing machines, much better than my tatty DSLite which was absolutely scratched to the shithouse because of its glossy finish.

I then got my ass kicked at brain training by my own mother, AND because this is my blog all about the awesomeness encapsulated within me im not going to talk much about that except for the fact that a DS thinks im writing an 8 when im writing a 4 THE END.

Tuesday nights = Games (read N3rd) NIGHT!

So here we are! another tuesday, another rush to Gregs for a night of food and games! Tonight a BBQ was on the menu as my recent fasting had ended (felt like FOREVER). And instead of struggling to watch Greg eat meat the last few weeks i was able to sink my almost canine teeth into some cow!

Now let me paint the picture for you, gaming with Greg makes me LOUD and not like normal loud which is my regular talking voice according to my mother, but i mean LOUD, like we scream at video games, we score a goal we scream, get a frag we scream, get a red card in soccer we scream, Bicycle kick a ball all the way down a soccer field 4 consecutive times and scoring on my sega soccer game on dreamcast..... we laugh..... followed by a scream (apologies to the neigbours). It makes me realise how much games are a release for me, everything goes away the moment i sneak up behind Greg and call of duty and dispose of him in a swift knife slash, you know, cos im normal and all :-P

So tonight on the menu, was good ol Fifa 07 on Xbox 360 which i picked up today for the grand total of 12 dollars from target. Now im not a BIG soccer fan but playing with Beckham has its benefits. To cut a long story short, Greg enjoys being random teams in sports games whcih we've never heared of so he was some Mexican league team, whilst i stuck with my good ol Newcastle utd.

The Result?

9-0 Newcastle over insert random name of Mexican team noone has heared of.

Next on the menu is...

Mario Party 8!

Conisidering there is 7 mario parties preceeding this i am yet to actually play one and its an interesting concept basically a massive live board game. I got my ass kicked by Greg but its always fun to gang up on the computer who is Mario. Im sorry but Mario in any other game than Mario brothers really ANNOYS me, his stupid "here we gooooo" makes me want to punch the tubby italian in his moustache endowed FACE!

So anyways next week i think might be RETRO game night, Greg needs schooling on Atari! :-P

REVIEW : Twilight

Although i saw this movie ages ago (twice i might add, and i also fell asleep twice) i believe it deserves an honest non " im in love with Edward Cullen soo much i buy a t-shirt from supre informing everyone of this fact" opinion.

Firstly YES i read the book, no i didn't read the second one or the one after that but i did read the first cover to cover. Im saddened that todays youth have this to read as opposed to Goose bumps and Anamorphs!......... cos they rocked! and this ....... not so much.......

Im not going to bore you with the details of the plotline as someone else has wasted important time in their life writing this -----------> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twilight_(novel)

Instead im going to concentrate on only two of the LAME things the characters say in this film (trust me there is MORE), are we ready? lets go.

Isabella Swan: So what you're saying is, I'm your brand of heroin?

Edward Cullen: Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin.

Yes because there is different brands of heroin, just like Coke and Pepsi, if your Edward Cullen you get to walk up to the human vending machine and pick you favorite flavour. Taking a vampires lust and making it akin to a serious drug is lame he could get the same feeling across like 50 cent does in his song 21 Questions, it goes "i love you like a fat kid loves cake" to me cake is much more appealing than heroin!

Isabella Swan: You've got to give me some answers.

Edward Cullen: I'd rather hear your theories.

Isabella Swan: I have considered radioactive spiders and kryptonite.

Edward Cullen: That's all superhero stuff, right? What if I'm not the hero? What if I'm... the bad guy?

Once again the lame bell tolls, ripping on possibly two of the greatest fictional characters to ever grace this earth, both of which could kick his ass, both of which have a greater following, both of which have better movies or television shows than this movie.

What if he is the BAD guy, the bad at acting guy?! the bad at looking even remotely attractive in any photo guy? im no oil painting myself but i dont parade around like this!

Exhibit A

Nice "do" although i prefer to call it a DO NOT! and what kind of ears are those? apart from idiotic.

Exhibit B

Umm what is he posing for here? the "old enough to be a man but i still look like a boy" yearly calendar?

FLASHBACK : Underworld

OMGZ! All you twilight loving hippies made me forget how tuff vampires are! Tightly PVC Clad vampires! with guns! and English accents! even though i think Kate Beckinsale isn't the greatest looking girl in the world, she takes Edward Cullens sex appeal and absolutely obliterates it!

Basically if you havnt seen the movie its about the Vampires eternal struggle against their greatest foes the Lycans (Transforming Werewolves). PVC clad girl awakens a vampire leader ahead of time because she doesnt like the way the interim leader (some dude with girly hair) is running the place.

Enter fighting, guns, claws, jumping and some idiot guy who thinks he can contain the biggest lycan with two metal whips....... idiot.

In the end a hybrid lycan called Michael comes and wins the day for his new species.

Hybrid Lycan = WIN

MOVIE POSTER REVIEW : The Unborn

Movie : The Unborn

Now if pictures can say a thousand words what would this picture say?....... Would it say Scary? haunting? weird even? or would it just say Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass et reptium infinitium..... i personally think the latter, but is that because im a guy? a guy who can recognise a nicely photoshopped ass when he see's one? or is it the fact that BLAM! theres a big round unrealisticly perfect photoshopped ass right in the middle of the frame right above the title which you read first yet have to go back to again because you never were really looking at the title in the first place!

I wonder how many guys walked out unimpressed with their girlfriends after seeing Bride Wars or He's not that into you (which i recently ripped to shreds so i know how disappointed guys will be), only to be greeted by this piece of man marketing then stupidly turn to their girls and go "we should see this movie!" to be possibly replied to with a hard slap and a "we should see other people"........

..........why must marketing be so cruel!

REVIEW: He's Just not that into you

Movie: He's just not that into you

Seen, trailered or guessed: Seen (Willingly believe it or not)

Witty comment about my opinion of the movie involving the title of the movie: Im just not that into it.

Watch the trailer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IeXqvFR6HI

According to the trailer its based on a best selling book, one of those best selling books i've never purchased or even heard of. Its "All-Star" cast consists of The dude from Jeepers Creepers, Daredevil, that chick from Friends, E from Entourage, a Charlies Angel and a few others,one who looks like a girl i know but with bad eyebrows (Jen?) and one whose name is spelt Ginnifer?!? whose character if i may ad actually exists i suggest they neck themselves because they're making all women seem desperate!

The movie consists of 3 main relationships (or 1 lack of one and 2 relationships) which slightly tie in with each other. The relationships encounter certain situations which test each of the "all star cast" all wrapped up with girl jokes, happy endngs and an abundance of gay men in support roles.

The only funny part is where Charlies Angel reads her messages after seeing a guy, who leave basically the same message for another girl but dials the wrong number. This scene is in the preview too so you can save between 8-14 dollars by just watching the link.

The movie wasn't so bad i wanted to leave, but its not so good id want to watch it again.

Pros: Go see it with your girlfriend if you want brownie points

Cons: The Movie

People in cinema : 8

Recommended food : Something that will last the whole movie so you are busy from start to finish.